New Beasts rumours

Here it is in thread for convenience:

Those ones are conversions. Pretty frigging awful conversions.

I think I could make something at least 30% better than that. I don't get paid to have pictures of my work in official GW publications.

People should be fired over the Razorgor.

It's... those eyes. They're making me roll on the floor and want to hurt myself.

Its like they had a retarded chimpanzee poking his own shit with a stick then glued some spikes onto it and called it a razorgor.

Just use this instead and save yourself the embarrassment of owning that crap:

They come in units of 1+.

Not that they bothered sculpting more than one Razorgor, but you know... a unit of single poses tends to look bad.

However, a unit composed entirely out of single sculp cat shit would look better than a unit of Razorgors.

Eric, you bugger I knew you were going to post that picture. I honestly just knew it. You're making my vow to stick with Beasts even more difficult. Mark my words I'm going to do something with the actual GW figs that will hopefully change views...even mine.

Its like they had a retarded chimpanzee poking his own shit with a stick then glued some spikes onto it and called it a razorgor.

This offends me as I know a retarded Chimpanzee.

Here's the bet Don. If you can make it look good, as judged by a forum vote, I'll pay for it.

Here's the bet Don. If you can make it look good, as judged by a forum vote, I'll pay for it.

Yeesh, called out in public! Since I have an unnatural fear of greenstuff, I guess I'm stuck with mostly painting ideas.
Well, here we go...